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Five Banners, One Loss: A Short History of Getting Hit First
Mcfussdaddy has five. JC has the co-owner’s chair. Week 1 they have a 45-point loss.
Nora Reed|Columnist|September 14, 2026|5 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
The team is called 5x Champs because Mcfussdaddy wants you to remember the five. He ran this league for a long time. JC sits next to him and doesn’t need his own roster. What they don’t have, as of Monday, is a win. 92.26 isn’t going on anything. 137.5 might live in the chat until Christmas.
The nice version: Burrow’s floor, JSN’s 18, a defense that won’t be the Titans every week. The other version: they lost by 45 and left 23 points in a hoodie. JC’s too polite to say the second one. I’m not.
Nobody’s taking the nickname away. We’ll just keep putting the record next to it. That’s the deal when you name the team after the trophy case.
