Dynasty law
Empire
Repeat and the league resets. The defending champion cannot trade. He won it last year as Buffalo Bill Dozers. He’s Walkernda Forever now. Last official board: 2026-10-27, 8:30 a.m. ET.
Reset probability
Odds Thomas goes back-to-back
10.8%
94.6% to make the six. 4,000 sims, 6 weeks left on the schedule. Division winners get the byes, two wild cards fill the six, and the home team gets 3 points. Thomas cannot trade — the model freezes his remaining-season power and gives everyone else a 2.7-point bump for the board they still have. Week 8 is already in the prior.
Sitting emperor
Walkernda Forever
Thomas
- Reign1 year · 2025
- 2025 record6–8, then the trophy
- Now5–2
- Can tradeNo. Until 2027.
Title odds · 2026
| Team | Playoffs | Title |
|---|---|---|
| Soul MenFuss | 100.0% | 36.7% |
| UnderachievingDelinquentsNathan | 99.8% | 28.6% |
| Walkernda ForeverThomas · freeze | 94.6% | 10.8% |
| Turd FergusonHolden | 94.7% | 9.8% |
| White QuarterbacksMorgan | 77.1% | 5.3% |
| Orphans at a BarGreer | 61.8% | 5.3% |
| Brockalypse NowJohn Mitchell | 45.1% | 1.8% |
| The Flowers ShopHefner | 18.7% | 1.3% |
| Juwana see it?Devyn | 8.3% | 0.4% |
| Hot GarbageLucas | 0.1% | 0.0% |
The law
The freeze
Last year’s champion cannot trade at all. Waivers still work.
The target
If he wins it again, the dynasty resets. That’s the only way it wipes.
The clock
Until someone goes back-to-back, keepers stay keepers.
Banners · no repeats
2025 · 6–8
Buffalo Bill Dozers
Thomas
Beat the 13–1 5x Champs in the final. Third title. First year of the freeze.
2024 · 7–7
Turd Ferguson
Holden
Beat Thomas in the final. No repeat, so the dynasty kept going.
2023 · 9–5
UnderachievingDelinquents
Nathan
Beat Orphans at a Bar. Title later voided.