Top story · Week 8
Lucas got a 2029 first for McConkey.
The second from the Love deal went back to Greer with the receiver.
The Desk · League Office
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TFL standings
More »Live · unofficial until Sleeper posts the week
| Team | W-L | PF |
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| 1Soul Men | 6–1 | 946.8 |
| 2UnderachievingDelinquents | 6–1 | 885.8 |
| 3Turd Ferguson | 5–2 | 769.2 |
| 4Walkernda Forever | 5–2 | 742.1 |
| 5White Quarterbacks | 4–3 | 696.2 |
| 6Orphans at a Bar | 3–4 | 757.6 |
The mirror
More »- Thomas is +1.2 wins ahead of the scores.
- Devyn is -1.4 behind what the scores say.
The trades
More »Devyn leads the board at B+, across 7 sides since 2023.
The picks
More »Lucas holds 6 future firsts that started on someone else’s roster. The slot moves when the standings do.
Week 8 live
- Walkernda Forever7.6Turd Ferguson5.8
Margin: 1.80
- White Quarterbacks9.3Hot Garbage0.0
- The Flowers Shop41.5Juwana see it?13.9
- UnderachievingDelinquents0.0Orphans at a Bar21.5
- Soul Men0.0Brockalypse Now17.9
Commish fuck-up
More »Week 3. Denver is still last year’s paper.
The week is over. Lucas is 0–3. Love was in. The charter on this site is still last year’s. Being mad at the tracker still doesn’t type it.
Severity 4/5 · Week 3
Beats
More »- ThomasWalker had 29.9. Olave had 11.6. The window stayed shut.Rhea Soto
- NathanLondon had 9.6. Nathan is 4–0.Ellis Vann
- FussShough had 15.9. The win was already a rout.Sid Harlow
- HoldenBijan had 26.7. Holden is 3–1.Chip Rourke
- LucasLucas can still play for this year. He cannot sell Jeanty to do it.Fran Ide
- HefnerHefner scored 125 and lost.Dana Pell
- MorganOlave had 11.6. Morgan is still 3–1.Abe Loomis
- GreerGreer does not need a rebuild. He needs the next ten weeks.Skip Malloy
- John MitchellJohn Mitchell is the closest. He should act like it.Tess Okonkwo
- DevynDevyn’s way back is a running back, and he has the receivers to go get one.Miles Quay
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