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UnderachievingDelinquents Drop 137.5. The 5x Champs Are 0–1.
Nathan put up 137.5 on the five-time champs. Gibbs and Swift did most of it. Mcfussdaddy left a quarterback on the bench and went home 0–1.
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TFL standings
More »Live · unofficial until Sleeper posts the week
| Team | W-L | PF |
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| 1UnderachievingDelinquents | 1–0 | 137.5 |
| 2Buffalo Bill Dozers | 1–0 | 126.2 |
| 3White Quarterbacks | 1–0 | 114.8 |
| 4Turd Ferguson | 1–0 | 111.0 |
| 5Brockalypse Now | 1–0 | 105.6 |
| 6Deeboz Nutz | 0–1 | 113.0 |
Week 1 live
- Martin Luther Burden King92.5Turd Ferguson111.0
Ashton Jeanty 26.7
- Brockalypse Now105.6IT BuckING ErtZ80.2
- Buffalo Bill Dozers126.2Orphans at a Bar106.6
David Montgomery 25.9
- White Quarterbacks114.8Deeboz Nutz113.0
Margin: 1.78
- 5x Champs92.3UnderachievingDelinquents137.5
D'Andre Swift 31.4
Diva
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- 2TEE TIMENathan97
Commish fuck-up
More »Started Kyler. Sat Love. Posted a minus. Then ran waivers.
Kyler Murray went minus-0.38. Jordan Love, on the bench, had 19.48. Then Lucas lost to Holden and processed waivers like nothing happened. Mcfussdaddy used to do this job. The gavel’s in the same drawer.
Severity 5/5 · Week 1
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The Robe vs. Two Backs
UnderachievingDelinquents 137.5, 5x Champs 92.3
Dawg of the day
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Nyier Daniels
Mom as pulling guard. Coach as chauffeur back to jail.
Empire
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7.0%
Buffalo Bill Dozers cannot trade. Back-to-back wipes the dynasty. 2025: 6–8 and a trophy over 13–1.
Pulse
- High scoreNathan 137.5
- Low scoreDevyn 80.2
- Median win114.8
- Playoff cut6 of 10