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League office

Commish fuck-up tracker

Lucas has two titles and the job Mcfussdaddy used to do. Some people think he’s bad at it. Most don’t. We check twice a day.

Commissioner

Lucas

Fuck-ups, 2026

5

Severity points

18

The filings

  1. Offseason · Nashville, 2026

    Severity 4/5

    Couldn’t get the Zoom going at the league meeting

    League meeting was in Nashville, half the guys on a laptop at the end of the table. Lucas had the link and a few minutes and still couldn’t get Zoom started. People just sat there waiting. That’s on the commish.

  2. Offseason · Offseason 2026

    Severity 4/5

    Never offered the supplemental draft

    Offseason came and went without a supplemental draft. Lucas never put one on the calendar, never sent the email, never asked who wanted a pick. Mcfussdaddy used to actually run that part.

  3. Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026

    Severity 5/5

    Started Kyler. Sat Love. Posted a minus. Then ran waivers.

    Kyler Murray went minus-0.38. Jordan Love, on the bench, had 19.48. Then Lucas lost to Holden and processed waivers like nothing happened.

  4. Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026

    Severity 3/5

    Named the club after a 4.5-point wideout

    He named the team Martin Luther Burden King. Luther Burden scored 4.5. Jeanty and Goedert almost made the joke work.

  5. Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026

    Severity 2/5

    Lost the office game to Holden

    99.74–92.52. Holden had Bijan. Lucas had a quarterback in the red. Some people already think he’s a bad commish. This one won’t help. Holden’s been kicked out three times and he still got the win.