League office
Commish fuck-up tracker
Lucas has two titles and the job Mcfussdaddy used to do. Some people think he’s bad at it. Most don’t. We check twice a day.
The room is asking how many severity points until he’s fired. The charter still says 8/10. The tracker is not a vote.
Commissioner
Lucas
Fuck-ups, 2026
8
Severity points
31
The filings
Week 3 · Sept 29, 2026
Severity 4/5
Week 3. Denver is still last year’s paper.
The week is over. Lucas is 0–3. Love was in. The charter on this site is still last year’s. Being mad at the tracker still doesn’t type it.
Week 1 · Sept 16, 2026
Severity 4/5
Got mad at the tracker. Still hasn’t typed Denver.
The room is counting severity points until he’s fired. Lucas is counting grievances. The Denver charter is still last year’s paper. Being upset at the portrayal is not an update.
Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026
Severity 5/5
Has not updated the CBA from the Denver meeting
The Denver meeting happened. The charter did not. It is September 14 and week 1 is already on the board. Lucas is still sitting on whatever they voted in Colorado. The CBA tab is running last year’s paper.
Offseason · Nashville, 2026
Severity 4/5
Couldn’t get the Zoom going at the league meeting
League meeting was in Nashville, half the guys on a laptop at the end of the table. Lucas had the link and a few minutes and still couldn’t get Zoom started. People just sat there waiting. That’s on the commish.
Offseason · Offseason 2026
Severity 4/5
Never offered the supplemental draft
Offseason came and went without a supplemental draft. Lucas never put one on the calendar, never sent the email, never asked who wanted a pick. Mcfussdaddy used to actually run that part.
Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026
Severity 5/5
Started Kyler. Sat Love. Posted a minus. Then ran waivers.
Kyler Murray went minus-0.38. Jordan Love, on the bench, had 19.48. Then Lucas lost to Holden and processed waivers like nothing happened.
Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026
Severity 3/5
Named the club after a 4.5-point wideout
He named the team Martin Luther Burden King. Luther Burden scored 4.5. Jeanty and Goedert almost made the joke work.
Week 1 · Sept 14, 2026
Severity 2/5
Lost the office game to Holden
99.74–92.52. Holden had Bijan. Lucas had a quarterback in the red. Some people already think he’s a bad commish. This one won’t help. Holden’s been kicked out three times and he still got the win.