League office
Fertility
Not a lab. Not a compliment. John Mitchell is extremely fertile, Nathan is very fertile, Holden and Greer are mildly fertile, and everyone else is N/A.
The board
| Owner | Team | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| John Mitchell | Brockalypse Now | Extremely fertile |
| Nathan | UnderachievingDelinquents | Very fertile |
| Holden | Turd Ferguson | Mildly fertile |
| Greer | Orphans at a Bar | Mildly fertile |
| Fuss | 5x Champs | N/A |
| Thomas | Walkernda Forever | N/A |
| Lucas | Martin Luther Burden King | N/A |
| Devyn | IT BuckING ErtZ | N/A |
| Hefner | Deeboz Nutz | N/A |
| Morgan | White Quarterbacks | N/A |
Parental leave tracker
No one currently approved
Zero filings. Nobody is on leave. Appeals go to Lucas. The desk is not HR.