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Late City
UnderachievingDelinquents Drop 137.5. The 5x Champs Are 0–1.
Nathan put up 137.5 on the five-time champs. Gibbs and Swift did most of it. Mcfussdaddy left a quarterback on the bench and went home 0–1.
Lila Voss · 6 min
Covered this league long enough to know Greer is usually right.
Film
5x Champs Sat Shough’s 23.2 and Started the Titans
Tyler Shough outscored Joe Burrow from the bench. Titans defense went negative. The rest of the lineup didn’t have enough to cover it.
Hank Calder · 5 min
Thinks Thomas is the most interesting roster in the room.
The Tape
Buffalo Bill Dozers Left Josh Allen and Caleb Williams on the Bench — and Won
Caleb Williams 37.26, Josh Allen 35.66, both on the bench. Trevor Lawrence in the lineup. Thomas still beat Greer 123–105.
Hank Calder · 6 min
Thinks Thomas is the most interesting roster in the room.
Matchup
White Quarterbacks Steal One by 1.78 as Henry Goes Nuclear
Hefner had Henry’s 34.3 and still lost 114.8–113.02. Morgan got there with Dart and Watson.
Jonah Kim · 5 min
Still talking about Hefner losing by 1.78.
Column
The Floor Is 68: Nix, Waddle, and a Broncos Defense
Bo Nix, Jaylen Waddle, and the Broncos defense all finished at zero. John Mitchell didn’t need much more than that.
Nora Reed · 4 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
The Board
TFL Power Rankings, Week 1: Delinquents Up. Champs Down. ErtZ Last.
First look at the ten after Monday. Nathan’s 137.5 is hard to argue with. Devyn is last, for now.
TFL Staff · 5 min
Had Nathan first this week and isn’t looking for a reason to move him.
The Wire
Waiver Wire: The Names That Moved While You Were at Work
Wicks went to Lucas. Kickers went everywhere. Morgan actually rebuilt a bench.
June Okafor · 4 min
Pays more attention to Morgan’s claims than anyone should.
Profile
Five Banners, One Loss: A Short History of Getting Hit First
Mcfussdaddy has five. JC has the co-owner’s chair. Week 1 they have a 45-point loss.
Nora Reed · 5 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
The Tape
Dart 26.6, Watson 26.7: The Pair That Paid the Bills
Morgan beat Hefner with a Giants quarterback and a Packers deep ball. Henry had 34 on the other side.
Hank Calder · 4 min
Thinks Thomas is the most interesting roster in the room.
Origins
The Shristi: A Trophy, a Girl from Class, and 14 Years of This
They started this in high school. The trophy is named after a girl from class. That part is real.
Nora Reed · 6 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
The Room
Holden Has Been Kicked Out Three Times. Greer Has the Team. Devyn Has the Effort.
A luck title, three ejections, a takeover, and the guy who keeps showing up. Week 1 mixed all of them.
Nora Reed · 5 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
Also filing
The masthead
Lila Voss
Insider
Covered this league long enough to know Greer is usually right.
Hank Calder
NFL / Film
Thinks Thomas is the most interesting roster in the room.
June Okafor
Waivers
Pays more attention to Morgan’s claims than anyone should.
The Desk
League Office
Still writes like Mcfussdaddy has the chair. Holden’s a closed subject.
TFL Staff
Editorial
Had Nathan first this week and isn’t looking for a reason to move him.
Nora Reed
Columnist
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
Jonah Kim
Matchups
Still talking about Hefner losing by 1.78.