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Brockalypse Now · by 2030

.500

John Mitchell wants to be over .500 by 2030. Career is 76–90. Four seasons left. 49 games. He needs 32 of them. He also said he does not care. Both sentences are in the chat.

Poor

Current management

0.5%

He keeps doing this.

Good

15–20 min a week

4.2%

Set the lineup. That’s the job.

Great

25–30 min a week

27.2%

Claims. Sits. Doesn’t invoice the room.

The board

Through 2025

73–86

This year

3–4

Career

76–90

Games under .500

14

Regular season only. Matthew sat 2023 and 2024; those Mondays are not his. Through 2029 is by 2030. He needs 32 of 49 remaining, a .653 clip. Career is .459. That gap is the whole desk.

The three clips

  1. Poor · Current management

    0.5% · assumed .459

    He keeps doing this.

    This is the clip he already has. He told the room he does not care. Current management is the plan that produced 73–86. Expected remainder 22–27. Projected finish 98–117.

  2. Good · 15–20 min a week

    4.2% · assumed .520

    Set the lineup. That’s the job.

    Tuesday wire, Friday injuries, Sunday lock. Twenty minutes. It still asks him to win at a .520 clip the rest of the way, which is faster than he has been for long. Expected remainder 25–24. Projected finish 101–114.

  3. Great · 25–30 min a week

    27.2% · assumed .600

    Claims. Sits. Doesn’t invoice the room.

    He files the claim. He sits the minus. A .600 remainder is a different owner than the one in the chat. The expected finish is still a game short. Expected remainder 29–20. Projected finish 105–110.

His Mondays

Owner of record only. 2023 and 2024 were Matthew. We don’t run those as his.

  • 2012Natty's Daddy8–5
  • 2013Gimme That Cook2–11
  • 2014I traded Julius Thomas5–8
  • 2015Tom Terrific5–8
  • 2016Future Champ9–4
  • 2017- -7–6
  • 2018Tom vs Time10–3
  • 2019Tom vs Time6–7
  • 2020Florida Man4–9
  • 2021Florida Man8–6
  • 2022Florida Man4–10
  • 2025Trey & Zay Go to Africa5–9