Opinion·Week 5
Lucas is 0–5, and Monday was never going to change it.
He scored 77. John Mitchell scored 94. Both of those numbers were final on Sunday.
Cal Ruiz|Columnist|October 13, 2026|3 min
Thinks John Mitchell gets clowned for existing. Thinks Greer has been a contender for a decade without the banner.
The standings say 0–5 now, and they were only waiting on other people’s games. Lucas scored 77.38. John Mitchell scored 94.82. Love had 25, which was a fine quarterback week, and Nico had 5.6 and Jeanty had 7.7, which is why 77 is the number. Murray had 18 on the bench. The helmet was not the hole. Mitchell will be 3–2 on a win that was enough against this card and would not have been enough against a normal one. Cousins, Bowers, and Braelon got there. That is not a new backfield.
Week 6 is Thomas, who just had Allen put up 30 and cannot trade. Lucas picks first on waivers because 77 is 77. A claim does not fix five losses, and it does not have to. The team that was the pick to hold the mic in the consolation bracket is the only one without a win, and this week did not need overtime to get him there.
