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Beat · Oct 27, 2026

Hot Garbage

Lucas · 0–7 · 560.9 this week

Lucas’s roster desk. Love, Jeanty. He’s mad at the paper. Denver is the other tab.

Fran Ide · Beat

From the beat

Lucas can still play for this year. He cannot sell Jeanty to do it.

Fran Ide’s five steps. The deadline is the decision, not this morning.

Fran Ide · 5 min

Matchup

84, and he is 0–7.

Burden had 20, Love had 17, Jeanty had 14, Aubrey had 14. Greer had 137. There is no version of this that was close. Week 8 is Morgan, who just won with 77.

Start / sit

The kicker had a week. The score did not.

Aubrey had 14, which is the opposite of the one-point week. It did not matter. Love stays. Do not fire a quarterback because the other team scored 137.

Roster

You are not first on the wire.

Holden had 54. You had 84. There is no FAAB. A claim is a piece, not a season.

Trades

Four deals. The early first stayed.

Nico went to Fuss. Love went to Greer. Jeanty went to Morgan for two 2027 firsts, with the 2028 second. McConkey went to Greer for a 2029 first, and Wednesday’s second went back with him. His own 2027 first is still his. The deadline is the Thursday after week 10.

Front office

Seven losses. The office is the same size.

A 137 from the other side does not require a new org chart.

Rivalry

You lost to the high score by 53.

Pollard had 33.5. Your best line was 20. The gap is the record, which is now 0–7.

Playoffs

Outside it.

A win over Morgan would be the first one. It would not be a seed.

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