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Beat · Oct 27, 2026

Juwana see it?

Devyn · 1–6 · 650.0 this week

Devyn’s desk. Puka, the backs, Daniels. Don’t sit him twice.

Miles Quay · Beat

From the beat

Devyn’s way back is a running back, and he has the receivers to go get one.

Miles Quay’s five steps. Burrow stays. One of the other receivers can go.

Miles Quay · 5 min

Matchup

115 to 127. He is 1–6.

Burrow had 29, Bucky had 23, Higgins had 21. Fuss had 127 and it was not even the high score. Week 8 is Hefner, who just scored 118.

Start / sit

Do not bench Burrow off a twelve-point loss.

He had 29. The miss was not the helmet. The card was close to a 6–1 and it lost. Leave the quarterback.

Roster

You are not first on the wire.

Holden had 54. You had 115. There is no FAAB. Do not claim a piece because the streak ended for somebody else.

Trades

Hefner already sold. Don’t call him to buy the week back.

The opponent just scored 118 with what he kept. A receiver for a back who has a job is still the shape if someone else is selling. The 2028 first stays. The deadline is the Thursday after week 10. Thomas cannot be the other side.

Front office

A real week, and a sixth loss.

115 against Fuss is the kind of number that makes a bad record feel unlucky. The record is 1–6. Hefner is next, and Hefner just had a week too.

Rivalry

You made him work, and the streak died somewhere else.

Greer had 137. Fuss still beat you. The loud part of the week is not your loss.

Playoffs

Outside the six.

A win over Hefner would be the second one. The plan on the desk is still the rest of the roster, not a speech about 115.

The other desks