Opinion·The Room
Holden Has Been Kicked Out Three Times. Greer Has the Team. Devyn Has the Effort.
A luck title, three ejections, a takeover, and the guy who keeps showing up. Week 1 mixed all of them.
Nora Reed|Columnist|September 14, 2026|5 min
Keeps finding a way to mention Devyn isn’t done.
Holden won a title people still call lucky, named the team Turd Ferguson, and has been kicked out and brought back three times. Week 1 he beat Lucas 99.74–92.52, which is either redemption or the same bit with a new box score. I haven’t decided.
Greer has one of Holden’s old teams now. Orphans at a Bar. He lost to Thomas this week because Chase went 1.2, not because the roster is fake. I’d still rather have his team in November than most of the ones that won on Monday.
Devyn finished at 68. That’s a bad photo. It’s also one week. He’s going to keep plugging, and I keep thinking that’s going to matter more than the people who write him off in September want it to.
Lucas keeps the gavel until the room says otherwise. Some of them already have. Most haven’t. Holden should maybe wait until Week 2 before asking about a fourth chance.
