LIVE · WEEK 1|Martin Luther Burden King92.5Turd Ferguson111.0|Brockalypse Now105.6IT BuckING ErtZ80.6|Buffalo Bill Dozers126.2Orphans at a Bar106.6|White Quarterbacks114.8Deeboz Nutz113.0|5x Champs92.3UnderachievingDelinquents137.5

Opinion·The Board

TFL Power Rankings, Week 1: Delinquents Up. Champs Down. ErtZ Last.

First look at the ten after Monday. Nathan’s 137.5 is hard to argue with. Devyn is last, for now.

TFL Staff|Editorial|September 14, 2026|5 min

Had Nathan first this week and isn’t looking for a reason to move him.

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We’re ranking Week 1, not trophies. Nathan’s first because 137.5 is 137.5, and we’d take that team again tomorrow. Thomas is second — 123 with Allen and Caleb on the bench is a problem for everyone else. Morgan’s third because he won, even if it was ugly. Mcfussdaddy is ninth. Five titles, 92 points. Devyn is tenth. 68 is 68.

Hefner shouldn’t be anywhere near the bottom. 113 points, Henry at 34, lost by 1.78. That’s a bounce. Greer ran into Thomas and Chase’s 1.2, which is a bad way to start and not a scouting report. John Mitchell did what he does and went home. Holden beat the commish. Lucas will be fine if Love starts, which is a sentence we are already tired of typing.

If we had to pick a team tonight we’d pick Nathan. Ask us again on Sunday.

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The numbered list is on the playoff desk and will move when the scores do. If you want to argue, argue with Lucas. He’s got his own tape.

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