Opinion·Preview
Week 1 Slate: Five Games, One Blowout, One Coin Flip
The 137, the 1.78, the 68, and Lucas’s first loss, in one place.
Jonah Kim|Matchups|September 14, 2026|5 min
Still talking about Hefner losing by 1.78.
Delinquents 137.5, 5x Champs 92.26
Gibbs and Swift, Shough on the bench, 45-point loss. That’s the one everyone will still be talking about on Thursday.
Dozers 123.0, Orphans 105.62
Thomas sat Allen and Caleb and won anyway. Chase went 1.2. Greer’s fine. Just not this week.
White Quarterbacks 114.8, Deeboz Nutz 113.02
Henry had 34.3 on the losing side. Dart and Watson got Morgan there. I’m still annoyed.
Brockalypse Now 105.56, IT BuckING ErtZ 68.0
Nix, Waddle, Broncos: three zeros. Flowers and Hubbard were enough for Mitchell.
Turd Ferguson 99.74, Martin Luther Burden King 92.52
Holden over Lucas. Bijan over Kyler. Love on the bench. Commish is 0–1.
