LIVE · WEEK 1|Martin Luther Burden King92.5Turd Ferguson111.2|Brockalypse Now105.6IT BuckING ErtZ80.6|Buffalo Bill Dozers126.2Orphans at a Bar106.6|White Quarterbacks114.8Deeboz Nutz113.0|5x Champs92.3UnderachievingDelinquents137.5

Opinion·Briefing

Briefing: Ten Clubs, Five Results, One Unofficial Table

Monday numbers while the NFL still had games going. Don’t @ us about a decimal.

Lila Voss|Insider|September 14, 2026|3 min

Covered this league long enough to know Greer is usually right.

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Ten teams, started at Stratford in 2012, six make the playoffs, live on Sleeper. Trophy is the Shristi. Scores in this paper are as they stand tonight. Official wins might lag. Please don’t yell about a decimal.

High: Nathan, 137.5. Low: Devyn, 68. Closest: Morgan over Hefner, 1.78. Biggest margin: Delinquents over the champs, which you already knew.

JC61 is still in the user list without a roster. That’s John Clark, co-owner of the 5x Champs. We’re not inventing a team for him.

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From Lucas: Week 1 still counts

Sleeper’s still catching up. The table in this paper is live. Don’t email me about a kicker.

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