Opinion·Commish
From Lucas: Week 1 still counts
Sleeper’s still catching up. The table in this paper is live. Don’t email me about a kicker.
The Desk|League Office|September 14, 2026|3 min
Still writes like Mcfussdaddy has the chair. Holden’s a closed subject.
Sleeper still has everyone at 0–0 because Monday isn’t done being Monday. We’re printing the live scores anyway. If a kicker moves after this, the next edition will move with it. Please don’t send me a screenshot. I can see the same app you can.
Ten teams, six make it. Stream kickers if you want. If you sat Josh Allen, Thomas already knows. Holden: I’m not doing the door thing again this week.
Trades process on the usual clock. Stop sending me three-team deals that are just two of you moving a running back through a third guy. I can tell.
— Lucas
